Posted 1 week ago

tyquil:

lisaspliffson:

All she did was ask what his name was

i really dont think enough people have seen this 

what the hell

Posted 2 weeks ago

If I were to explain shipping in one photoset.

Posted 2 weeks ago

(Source: milesmoony)

Posted 2 weeks ago
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Most of Tumblr summed up in a Monty Python line

  1. Dennis the Peasant: Oh, what a give away! I mean, that's what I'm on about! Did you see him oppressing me? You saw it, didn't you?
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Posted 2 weeks ago

http://bootsandbosons.tumblr.com/post/64909776836/so-i-was-looking-up-swallows-on-google-when-i

bootsandbosons:

So, I was looking up Swallows on Google when I came across something odd.

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Google has (somewhat) recently taken to adding quick, basic information on certain topics next to the search results. And someone decided to include a Swallow’s airspeed in its quick info.

At first I thought that…

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Posted 2 weeks ago

Greatest Monty Python scene ever.

  1. King Arthur: I am your king.
  2. Peasant Woman: Well, I didn't vote for you.
  3. King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
  4. Peasant Woman: Well, how'd you become king, then?
  5. King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I,
  6. Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king.
  7. Dennis the Peasant: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
  8. Arthur: Be quiet!
  9. Dennis the Peasant: You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!